Quotes from Ryan Reynolds movies and TV shows - page 3 of 6

Deadpool: Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willie!

Deadpool: We need them tough, morally flexible and young enough to carry a franchise for 10-12 years. We'll be known as... X-Force!
Domino: Isn't that a little derivative?
Deadpool: You're absolutely right.

Juggernaut: I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring.

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Deadpool: Well, that's just lazy writing.

Domino: Where is he? I can’t see him!
Deadpool: He’s on top of you! He’s going in through the back! Oh, God! He’s inside!
Domino: You hear yourself, right?
Deadpool: Accidental double entendre!

Ryan Reynolds: [Looking at Green Lantern script] You're in the big leagues now, kid. [Shot in the head by Deadpool].

Deadpool: And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography.
Dopinder: Wow!
Domino: I really should have stayed in college.

Deadpool: Hey! It's me! Don't scratch! Just cleaning up the timelines.

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Guy: I'm not gonna be the good guy... I'm gonna be the great guy.
Molotov Girl: Whoa, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.

Guy: He's just resting.
Buddy: In pieces! That man is dead.
Guy: He's so sleepy.

Guy: He's just resting.
Buddy: In pieces! That man is dead!
Guy: He's so sleepy.

Guy: Millie, how many times a day are the banks robbed in your world?
Molotov Girl: Hardly ever, Guy.
Guy: What about corpses, Millie? Do ya see a lot of those? How many an hour?
Molotov Girl: None per hour, Guy.
Guy: What about gun violence? See a lot of gun violence in your world?
Molotov Girl: Actually, that's a big problem, Guy, it's a massive problem.
Guy: [Pauses] I didn't see that coming.
Millie: It's true, it really sucks.

Molotov Girl: Is that a Glock in your pocket?
Guy: No...
Molotov Girl: What?
Guy: It's two Glocks.

Guy: I love you, Millie. Now maybe that's just my programming talking, but guess what? Somebody wrote that program. I'm just a love letter to you. Somewhere out there is the author.

Mouser: Loose the skin!
Guy: Loose...? Wha.? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
Mouser: Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing?
Guy: What?
Keys: Seriously.
Mouser: The whole thing: the face, the outfit, everything.
Guy: How?
Mouser: Ditch it! If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
Guy: Why?
Keys: And we're gonna KEEP killing you.
Guy: Still why?
Mouser: Until we do find out who you are, and then we're going to ban you for life!
Guy: OK. I WANT to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing.

Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.

Hal Jordan: When I'm flying, it feels like anything is possible.

Abin Sur: Your name?
Hal Jordan: It's Hal, Hal Jordan.
Abin Sur: The ring, it chose you. Use its power to defend our universe. Become one of us... Become a Green Lantern.

Thomas Kalmaku: So what happens now?
Hal Jordan: I go looking for trouble.

Hal Jordan: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, green lantern's light.