Quotes from John C. Reilly movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Dewey Cox: I think I'm doing okay for a 15 year old with a wife and a baby.

Edith: What about my dreams?
Dewey Cox: Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house! It will fall apart, the sun will melt the candy, it won't work.

Edith: It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey.
Dewey Cox: What about if, if you're famous?

Dewey Cox: Goddamnit, this is a dark fucking period.

Pa Cox: I'm sorry, Dewey. I just never realised until just this moment how easy it is to cut someone in half with a machete.
Dewey Cox: It is, right?

Dewey Cox: And that's when I learned that Quaaludes and waterskiing do not mix.

Press Conference Reporter: What do your parents think about your protest songs?
Dewey Cox: What do your parents think about my protest songs? Mr. "Time Magazine."

Franklin: Hey, Kev. Listen buddy, it's easy to misunderstand something when you hear it out of context.
Kevin: Why would I not understand the context? I am the context.

Vanellope: So how did I do?
Ralph: Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
Vanellope: Right, right. That's a good note.

Wreck-It Ralph: When did video games get so violent? It's scary out here!

Surge Protector: Name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.

Vanellope von Schweetz: What's your name?
Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Wreck-It Ralph: It's hard to love your job, when no one else seems to like you for doing it.

Wreck-It Ralph: You're a winner!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner...
Wreck-It Ralph: And you're adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm ADORABLE!

Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Wreck-It Ralph: They invited Pac Man? That cherry-chasing dot-muncher isn't even part of this game!