Quotes from Adam Sandler movies and TV shows - page 7 of 7

Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama.
Mama Boucher: Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

Bobby Boucher: And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!

Coach Klein: [Drinking Bobby's water] This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
Bobby Boucher: [Seeing the nasty water] That is the water that you serve to your players? It is imperative that you allow me to be your Waterboy.
Coach Klein: I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the poorest...
Bobby Boucher: You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free. Just promise me that you will never distribute the contents of that jug to any human person.

Bishop73

Bride's father: Hey, pal. I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life. I'm paying you to sing.
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!

Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

Julia: You're an asshole. [Storms off crying.]
Robbie: [Seeing that she left him a gift.] I AM AN ASSHOLE!

Robbie: I don't even know your last name.
Glenn: It's Gulia.
Robbie: Gulia? Julia's name is going to be Julia Gulia. That's funny.
Glenn: Why is that funny?
Robbie: I don't know.

Petey: Hey Linda, you're a bitch!
Robbie: He might have tourettes syndrome.

Robbie: He loves her. But she loves this guy right here. And he loves somebody else. You just can't win. And so it goes 'til the day you die, this thing called love is gonna make you cry. [To Cindy and Scott.] I hate you.

Danny Friedman: Everybody in this house needs a shrink.

Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

Michael: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.