Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water.
Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself?
Dan Fouts: Shut up, Brent.
Dan Fouts: Last game of the year Brent, can't hold anything back now.
Brent Musburger: I know.
Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.
Bobby Boucher: And she showed me her boobies, and I like them too!
Lawrence Taylor: Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Guy Grenouille: Nice going, shithead. You lost us the football game.
Bobby Boucher: Sorry. Will you please still be my friend?
Guy Grenouille: No, get away from me.
Guy Grenouille: Needledick, Needledick, Needledick.
Bobby Boucher: Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the devil.
Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass.
Mama Boucher: Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?
Townie: You can do it... you can do it all night loong.