The Waterboy

The Waterboy (1998)

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Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.

Dan Fouts: The waterboy just needed some water.
Brent Musburger: Wow Dan, did you come up with that all by yourself?
Dan Fouts: Shut up, Brent.

Dan Fouts: Last game of the year Brent, can't hold anything back now.
Brent Musburger: I know.

Bobby Boucher: Look who's on TV, Mama... it's the devil.

Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass.

Guy Grenouille: Nice going, shithead. You lost us the football game.
Bobby Boucher: Sorry. Will you please still be my friend?
Guy Grenouille: No, get away from me.

Mama Boucher: Are men supposed to wear pyjamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?

Guy Grenouille: Needledick, Needledick, Needledick.

Townie: You can do it... you can do it all night loong.

Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama.
Mama Boucher: Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

Bobby Boucher: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.

Lawrence Taylor: Gentlemen, which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.

Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.

Factual error: In the scene when the opposing team's players interrupt the party on the bayou and the knife is pulled, the patches on the sheriff's uniform say County Sheriff. Louisiana has parishes not counties.

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Trivia: Director Frank Coraci has a cameo playing Bobby's father in the movie.

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