Aeryn: Crichton should be back by now.
D'Argo: Well he's probably at the wrong end of some Tavlek weapon somewhere.
Aeryn: Imagine...somewhere out there there's a whole world full of Crichtons. How useless that must be.
Super Grover
3rd Jul 2015
Farscape (1999)
3rd Jul 2015
Farscape (1999)
3rd Jul 2015
Farscape (1999)
John: Fine. Yes. You're right. We know almost nothing about the Tavloids.
Aeryn: Tavleks.
John: Whatever. Tavloid...Tav...We do know they will pay us to haul cargo which they're not going to do if you go in there doing your...John Wayne impression.
Aeryn: John Wayne? Who's that? A relative?
John: John Wayne? No. The big guy. "True Grit," "The Searchers," "The Cowboys," "Genghis Khan." Uh no, look, forget about Genghis Khan - everybody makes a bad movie. But the point is...
Aeryn: Look. No. The point is that I'm not going to meet that shuttle unarmed. Simple as that.
John: Kung Fu! Kung Fu never carried a gun.
20th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Elack's Pilot: No dream is guaranteed, Commander. The grace of age is...we learn to accept.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Liars, Guns and Money (1): A Not So Simple Plan - S2-E19
Akkor: What is your business?
John: This is a depository, right? We have something to deposit.
Akkor: What makes you think we'd be interested?
John: You ever hear of KFC?
Akkor: KFC?
John: It is, to my knowledge, unique in the universe, and unique...is always valuable. Now we have managed to procure all 11 secret ingredients. What we need to do now is discuss the terms of.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Self-Inflicted Wounds (1): Could'a, Would'a, Should'a - S3-E3
Neeyala: We were regaining dimensionality when our ships collided. They must have been subjected to a massive burst of photonic distortion. Once the phaztillion generator is repaired, we'll dose ourselves and hope your living ship doesn't interfere with non-thermal dimensional forces.
Aeryn: Do you understand any of those words?
John: Yeah, I watched all kinds of Star Trek. It's just the order that they're in.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Family Ties - S1-E22
John: Hey, D'Argo. How come I'm not afraid?
D'Argo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.
John: I love hanging with you, man. My Dad's good luck charm.
D'Argo: Does it work?
John: I'm alive. So far. Kirk and Spock. Abbott and Costello. First base.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
D'Argo: You thought you would stay here the rest of your life.
John: I haven't stopped thinking that. Look around, D'Argo. There's a lot worse places. Since I left my home, I've been hunted, beaten, locked up, shanghaied, shot at... I've had alien creatures in my face, up my nose, inside my brain, down my pants. This is the first time, the first place, where I've felt peace.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Till the Blood Runs Clear - S1-E11
Rorf: We are Vorcarian Bloodtrackers. The best.
John: Second best. I'm Butch. This is Sundance. We're the Hole-in-the-Sky gang!
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
Thank God It's Friday... Again - S1-E6
D'Argo: Perhaps I'm never destined to be happy.
Zhaan: But you were. For five glorious days.
D'Argo: But it wasn't real.
Zhaan: There are no guarantees D'Argo. We take each breath as if it is our last. And hope that the air is sweet.
18th Apr 2015
Farscape (1999)
17th Apr 2015
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Elliot: Okay, he's a man from outer space, and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is reality, Greg.
17th Apr 2015
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Colonization Application - S8-E17
Amy: We could also be the first people to procreate on Mars.
Sheldon: You just can't keep it in your space pants, can you?
17th Apr 2015
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Intimacy Acceleration - S8-E16
Penny: If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone?
Sheldon: So it would be today? Huh... Well, I suppose there's something satisfying about dying on my birthday.
Penny: Today's your birthday?
Sheldon: Yes.
Penny: Well that's always been a secret. Not even Amy knows.
Sheldon: Well, I don't enjoy presents. And the thought of people jumping out and yelling surprise fills me with more dread than the words "George Lucas Director's Cut."
17th Apr 2015
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Intimacy Acceleration - S8-E16
Sheldon: Just out of curiosity, Penny, if this experiment does make us fall in love, would you drive me to Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, for Gary-Con? It's the only convention celebrating the life and work of Gary Gygax, the co-creator of Dungeons and Dragons.
Penny: You know what, I can honestly say if we fall in love, not only will I drive you there, I will buy you all the dragon T-shirts you want.
Sheldon: Okay, babe, let's do this.
17th Apr 2015
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Lizard-Spock Expansion - S2-E8
Sheldon: What happened?
Leonard: Howard's at the Mars Rover lab. He says he's in trouble. Defcon 5.
Sheldon: Defcon 5? Well, there's no need to rush.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: Defcon 5 means no danger. Defcon 1 is a crisis.
Leonard: How can 5 not be worse than 1?
Raj: Yeah, Star Trek V, worse than I.
Sheldon: Okay, first of all, that's a comparison of quality, not intensity. Secondly, Star Trek I is orders-of-magnitude worse than Star Trek V.
Raj: Are you joking? Star Trek V is the standard against which all badness is measured.
Sheldon: No, no, no. Star Trek V has specific failures in writing and direction, while Star Trek I fails across the board, art direction, costuming, music, sound editing.
Leonard: Can we just forget I said Defcon and go?
Raj: Star Trek V!
Sheldon: All right, will you at least stipulate that Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is in-arguably the best?
Raj: I have three words for you. Wrath of Khan.
17th Apr 2015
The Big Bang Theory (2007)
The Lizard-Spock Expansion - S2-E8
Sheldon: I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.