Brighton Beach Memoirs

Stanley: Jesus, how horny can you get?
Eugene: I don't know. What's the highest score?

Stanley: I got fired today.
Eugene: Fired? You mean for good?
Stanley: You don't get fired temporarily. It's a permanent lifetime firing.

Eugene: Liver and cabbage - the Jewish mediaeval torture! My friend Marty Gregori, an A student in Science, told me that cooked cabbage can be smelled further than sound travelling for seven minutes.

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