Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.

Nick: What are the benefits?
Norah: Yeah, that's crossed my mind. I don't know. I don't know, he's just always been there, and you just fell ignored for long enough and, it's just nice to feel special, sometimes.

Thom: Well we came to Gray's Papaya to get a bite to eat and she must have woke up because the chick has flown the coop.
Nick: Thom, that's not acceptable.

Thom: Search Party, N.Y.C Search Party, N.Y.C Caroline, Where the hell can you be?
Dev: Caroline! Caroline.
Norah: Caroline! Caroline.
Dev: Caroline.
Nick: Guys, we need to be adults right now.

Norah: It reminds me of this part of Judaism that I really like. It's called Tikun Olam. It says that the world's been broken into pieces and it's everybody's job to find them and put them back together again.
Nick: Well maybe we're the pieces. Maybe we are not supposed to find the pieces. Maybe we are the pieces.
Norah: Nick? I'm coming in.

Thom: Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?

Nick: You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car.

Nick: So what is your favorite song?
Norah: Well my favorite verse was "The way you're looking in your sleep, the way you're looking when you leap. The strange illusions that you keep. You don't know that I'm noticing."

Nick: I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.

Norah: This is amazing! You are literally like my musical soul mate.
Nick: Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving.
Norah: What? You don't like my sweet grooves?

Norah: I will not be a goody bag at your pity party, Nick.

Nick: You don't know what it's like to be straight, OK? It's... awful.

Norah: Unlock the door, bitch.

Drunk Guy in Yugo: I love you so much, it's retarded.

Nick: Why would you buy these pants?