Legally Blonde (2001)

Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.

Boutique Saleswoman: There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.

Elle: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true.
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?
Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Warner Huntington III: If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: Vote FOR elle.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat.