Legally Blonde (2001)

Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

Elle: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student.

Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: Vote FOR elle.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat.

Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

Warner Huntington III: If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Elle: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true.
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house.

Elle: I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: Well then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
Elle: Okay.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And a heck of an admissions essay.
Elle: Right.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here.

Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.