Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.
Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: Vote FOR elle.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat.
Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time.
Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.
Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.
Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here.