Legally Blonde (2001)

Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

Serena: Oh look, there's Elle! Elle, we came to see your trial and look! There's like a judge and everything... and jury people.
Margot: Vote FOR elle.
The Honorable Marina R. Bickford: Ladies, take a seat.

Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time.

Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Elle: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student.

Elle: Here it is.
Professor Callahan: It's pink.
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class.

Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here.