Legally Blonde (2001)

Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time.

Vivian: Nice outfit.
Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

Elle: This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist: What? Practically deformed?
Elle: No, a law student.

Elle: Here it is.
Professor Callahan: It's pink.
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class.

Brooke: Are you one of my lawyers?
Elle: Sort of.
Brooke: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here.

Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Elle: I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: Well then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
Elle: Okay.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And a heck of an admissions essay.
Elle: Right.
C.U.L.A. Advisor: And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

Elle: Bend and snap.

Elle: All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house.

Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it's hard?

Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?

Elle: Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.