Legally Blonde (2001)

Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Paulette: So what's a girl to do? He's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle aged, high school drop out with stretch marks and a fat ass.

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Elle: Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated.

Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never.
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter.

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?
Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Elle's Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap works every time.

Elle: Here it is.
Professor Callahan: It's pink.
Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class.

Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.

Elle: Bend and snap.

Elle: All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs.

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it's hard?

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.

Boutique Saleswoman: There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.

Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were.

Elle: That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette: No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."

Elle: The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.