Jay: Just fucking say it already!
Silent Bob: THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD! YOU DUMB FUCK!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.
Jason Biggs: Don't you recognize me? I'm the pie fucker!
Security Guard: In prison, you'll be the pie.
Jay: Hey, aren't you the guy that fucked the pie?
Jason Biggs: Yeah, yeah. You see? You see? It's never...it's never "Hey you were in Losers, weren't you?" Or "Dude, you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie. I'm haunted by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie.
Jason Biggs: Enough.
Random Passerby: Excuse me, who's watching these babies?
Jay's Mom: The fat one's watching the little one?
Random Passerby: Oh, nice parenting! Leave em out here like that and see what happens!
Jay's Mom: Yo! Fuck you, ya fucking square! Do you hear that guy telling me how to fucking raise you? Motherfucker man! Who's he fucking think he is? What's the worst fucking thing that'll happen if you stand in front of a fucking store, right? Fuck!
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