Doris Finsecker: I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel.
Shorofsky: No! No! No! Hold the bow like this! Not like this! This isn't your dick you're holding! It's a violin bow! Hold it with respect, like.
Bruno Martelli: ...Your dick?
Rocky Horror Announcer: Boy is he in for a surprise.
Montgomery McNeil: You wanna get a pizza? We could split an Angie's special - with anchovies.
Ralph: Anchovies? Man, fuck anchovies. Man, I died out there and you're talking about fucking pizza?
Montgomery McNeil: No, I'm talking about eating pizza.
Rocky Horror Announcer: Good evening, everyone, and welcome to The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Shirley: It's just not fair. I didn't wanna come here, anyway. This school sucks. You done me a favour, shithead. You saved me four fuckin' years from this ass-lickin' school. You're lookin' at one happy lady. Who wants to go to a fuckin' school to learn to dance, anyway?
Rocky Horror Announcer: This is the show! If you don't like it, go to the one in Staten Island.
Montgomery McNeil: Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?
Leroy Johnson: I's young, I's single, and I loves to mingle.
Leroy Johnson: I told you I done it and I forgot it.
Mrs. Sherwood: My hearing is fine. Its your homework that's missing. And these couple of pages I have are unintelligible.
Leroy Johnson: Its a secret language, all right? It ain't meant for whiteys to understand.
Doris Finsecker: Everybody falls in love with their analyst! They have a word for it, don't they?
Montgomery McNeil: Yeah. Homosexual.
Doris: I hate Ralph Garci! I must remember this feeling and use it in my acting.