Garfield: I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend, television.
Garfield: Madam, I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your mumu.
Happy Chapman: I believe you've found my dog. He answers to Odie.
Mrs. Baker: Odie?
Happy Chapman: Family name.
Jon Arbuckle: Some part of me has always wanted to know what it would be like to have a pet that actually wants to play with you.
Luca: You're gonna' get it good today.
Garfield: I make it a point to get it good, everyday.
Garfield: I think... I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.
Happy Chapman: I hate lasagna.
Answer: He's a cartoonist.