Garfield: The Movie (2004)

Garfield: I've found that if you wait long enough, everything comes to you.

Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.

Garfield: I'm banged in the nose again.

Garfield: Poor Odie. He faces a life of torture, neglect and degradation... Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me.

Garfield: This rescue thing is exhausting. When do heroes get to eat?

Garfield: I don't leave the cul-de-sac for anything.

Garfield: Jon! Jon! Odie is on TV, and he's wearing lederhosen.

Garfield: I'll purr like a Ferrari. Make that a Jaguar.

Garfield: If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

Train station computer.: Collision in 20 seconds.
Garfield: Gosh, you sound like my mother.

Persnikitty: Eat hairballs, Happy Chapman.

Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it.
Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

Garfield: Why, why has this happened? I was the one... it was all about me. Not about some... stupid, sniffling, smelly, high-maintenance... disco dog!.

Persnikitty: When I give the signal, run like a mad cow.

Garfield: I slept like a fat cat.

Jon Arbuckle: What am I gonna do with you?
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

Garfield: I can do this. Beyond this intersection is just another intersection, and another, and another. On the other hand, I wonder if there's any meatloaf left in the fridge. No, now is not the time for a plate of meatloaf. Now is the time for a plate of courage. Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul-de-sac.

Garfield: I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.

Garfield: Sir Roland?
Persnikitty: In the fur.

Garfield: Muscle weighs more than fat.