Pep Streebeck: Thank God it's Friday!
Joe Friday: Just let me tell you something, Mr. Lone Wolf. The dedicated men and women of the Los Angeles Police Department comprise one big family, from my brother the traffic cop to my sister the meter maid. And when one of us makes a collar, we all make a collar!
Pep Streebek: Friday, are you on any special medications that as your partner I should be made aware of?
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. For example, George Baker is now called Sylvia Wiss.
Streebeck: Well, Emil. It's just you...and me...and your balls...[slides open drawer.] In this drawer. [Slams drawer shut.]
