Veronica dumps Dante because he was trying to get together with Caitlin. Caitlin ends up in a mental hospital because she had sex with a dead guy. Dante has no girlfriend.--An alternate ending has Dante getting shot by a robber. It seems that he's dead. Afterwards, Kevin Smith (not playing Silent Bob, but in a long ponytail) goes into the store, looking for cigs. He doesn't see anybody manning the counter, so he reaches up and steals them, then runs off.
Randal Graves: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Dante Hicks: Empire.
Randal Graves: Blasphemy!
Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
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