Mrs. Shah: I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds.
Ella Khan: Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities.
Priest: God Bless.
George Khan: Allah go with you.
Ella Khan: Do you think I'm a good mother?
Auntie Annie: No, I think you're a friggin' awful mother.
Stella Moorhouse: I'll never let the colour of your Dad come between us. It's not fair coz I love curry an' all.
Tariq Khan: Yeah. Nice one.
Sajid Khan: Mum! Mum! The Pakis are here.
