Frank Cross: Claire, the whole world. Whole world, Claire.
Herman: Boy, that Dick sure knows how to drink, huh?
Frank Cross: Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
Herman: I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, I guess we don't know you well enough yet to call you Dick.
Claire Phillips: That's the one good thing about regret: it's never too late. You can always change tomorrow if you want to.
Scrooge Promo Announcer: Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them.
Frank Cross: The bitch hit me with a toaster.