Osgood: I am Osgood Fielding the third.
Daphne: I'm Cinderella the second.
Junior: Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz?
Sugar: Yeah. Real Hot.
Junior: I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.
Joe: I feel a funny sensation in my toes. Like someone is barbecuing them over a fire.
Sugar: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
Mulligan: Alright Spats, services are over, lets go.
Spats Colombo: Go where?
Mulligan: A little country club we run for retired bootleggers. I'm puttin your name up for membership.
Spats Colombo: I don't join nothin'.
Mulligan: Ahh... you'll like it there, I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats - striped.
Spats Colombo: Big joke.
Osgood: You know, I've always been fascinated by show business.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score.
Jerry: We're up the creek and you want to hock the paddle.
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