See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

[Woman checks the back pockets of Wally's pants for the coin.]
Wally: I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right.

Wally: [yelling in Dave's ear.] Shazaam! Can you hear me?
Dave: Wally! I heard you! I heard your voice!
Wally: Hooray! You can hear me!
Dave: What?
Wally: You can hear me!
Dave: No, schmuck, I'm deaf! I'm deaf! Now do you get it?

Guy at convention: Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial to geriatric sexuality?
Wally: Oh boy. Well, some of my patients prefer walking. Some prefer bicycling. But for best result to guarantee satisfaction, most of them like fucking.

Wally: These streets are bumpy.
Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!

Wally: I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt.

Dave: Mr. Huddelston, there a vicious rumor going around this building that I'm deaf. I don't know how it started, but I don't like it. It's very humiliating. So let's try and put a stop to it.

Bishop73

Dave: Right now, I'm a little overwhelmed by the stink of the seven thousand tons of garbage that you drove me into!
Wally: Is that what it is? I thought you let one go.

Dave: We're in a warehouse, and you've just hit a cow! I think you'd better back up.

Captain Braddock: Was...there...or...wasn't...there...a...wo-man?
Dave: Yes...there...was...a...wo-man.
Captain Braddock: Why is he talking like that?
Wally: Be-cause...he's...deaf...not...stu-pid.

Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broom stick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
Dave: Small world.

Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.
Wally: Pussy!