Road Trip
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Corky the Dog: Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.

Beth: Are there any guys out there who are just normal?

E.L.: Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time.

Barry: Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?

E.L.: Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.

Rubin: What class is that again?
Rubin: Ancient philosophy.
Rubin: Well I can teach you ancient philosophy in 46 hours.
Josh: Really?
Rubin: Yeah, I can teach Japanese to a monkey in 46 hours. They key is just finding a way to relate to the material.

Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.

Corky the Dog: Hey, Old man... I got the fuckin' munchies real bad... what about you?

E.L.: You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.

Student in the Tour: Girls don't just walk around naked.
Barry: Uh, yeah they do.

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Revealing mistake: When the boys drive the car over the gap in the bridge, look at the side view that shows the main jump, watch the front wheels, they lift up in the air unnaturally before the car leaves the ramp. (00:34:00)

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Trivia: When we first see Andy Dick, who plays the guy at the front desk of the motel, he is reading/looking at a Celebrity Skin magazine, with Drew Barrymore on the cover. This magazine was chosen by Todd Phillips as an inside joke, because at the time this movie was filmed, Drew Barrymore was engaged to Tom Green, who plays Barry.

Jazetopher

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Question: Does anyone know where I can find a copy of the script for this movie online?

Answer: I found what appears to be a full transcript at http://www.tvdance.com/movie-scripts/roadtrip/ although it annoyingly lacks labels on who is speaking each line.

DavidK93

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