Quotes from cinema and rental titles

Bea: Why are you so out of breath?
Ben: I'm fine!
Bea: You have like a 10-pack!
Ben: I'm not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don't do cardio.
Bea: Oh my god, you're hot girl fit!
Ben: I am not hot girl fit!

Marcus Burnett: I got this!
Mike Lowrey: But you don't though!

Gloria: It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.

Wade Wilson: Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney.

Agnes: I can't say my name is Britney! That would be a lie!

Duncan Idaho: They fight like demons.

Gurney Halleck: You'll get yourself in trouble.
Chani: This is none of your business.
Gurney Halleck: Rabban Harkonnen himself killed my family and gave me this scar to remember him by, this is all of my business.

Debby Ryan: We'll just uh.
Debby Ryan: Go around? Great.

Man: Is there a problem?
Billy: I got a job for you.
Man: Good.
Billy: I think you're gonna like it. It complements that hobby of yours.
Man: What's the job?
Billy: I'd like you to kill Santa Claus. (00:29:45)

KeyZOid

Moe Berkus: Pilots fight gravity. It's their nature.

Monologue: 45 years after the collapse, a young Furiosa is taken from her family. She will devote the rest of her life to finding her way home. This is her odyssey.

Garfield: Is it no Monday? Because it feels like a Monday.
Vic: It's Thursday.
Garfield: Not to me it isn't!

Grinch: Today we will do mean things, and we will do them in style.

Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.
Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!

Blue: You are the chosen one.
Cal: No. Let's not give her a complex.

Dad's Anxiety: She goes away for three days and all we get is good?

Marquis: How you do anything is how you do everything.

Zhen: Skadoosh isn't a word.
Po: Oh, and Skablam is?

Elizabeth Bender: Do you want a bit of free advice? Look around you. You've made it to the belly of the beast, congratulations, very few come this far. To stay here, you must make it your obsession. Eliminate all other distractions, because if you take your eye off that prize for even a moment, the beast will spit you right back out where you came from. May never get a taste for you again.

Gwen: I've created a Monster!

J. Robert Oppenheimer: When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world.
Albert Einstein: I remember it well. What of it?
J. Robert Oppenheimer: I believe we did.

Dr. Mackles: The more intense the scream, the more powerful the Muti.

Padme: Are you sure about this? Trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know? The Queen would not approve.
Qui-Gon Jinn: The Queen doesn't need to know.
Padme: Well I don't approve.

Scrooge: Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud.