Trudy: Are you going to help us, Santa?
Santa Claus: Yeah. Of course. I'm going to help you. I'm going to get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list. I'm going to take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up.
Trudy: The ass.
Santa Claus: Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep it on the nice list, you know.
Trudy: Sorry. Can I say butt-hole then?
Santa Claus: I mean, it's borderline.
Trudy: How about anus?
Santa Claus: Santa's gonna eat through these guys like a plate of cookies.
Alva: Morgan's going to save us.
Gertrude: Jean-Claude Van Dipshit just ditched us, sweetie.
Linda: I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this.
Jason: My therapist says I'll never get over it either.
Scrooge: Now, I know you're an idiot, but don't be an idiot out loud.
