Wolverine: You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than 200 fucking years. And I'll tell you, that bald chick was right about one thing, you will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on ALL OF US!
Deadpool: Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?
Wade Wilson: Your little cinematic universe is about to change, forever!
Paradox: Mr Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.
Wade Wilson: I wasn't unconscious.
Wade Wilson: Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney.
Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian marching powder?
Wade Wilson: They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade Wilson: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade Wilson: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade Wilson: Yes! But I can't!
Answer: In addition to knowing he's a character in a movie, Deadpool likes to fancy himself as a superhero, and the mask is part of his branding.
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