Rodinov: You think I was stealing from my own country? It was capitalism, and you Americans gave it to us. Your government wanted us to get rich, forget who we are, who we were. You know nothing about our history, about our life, our culture, religion. You people turn us into you, and hate what you see.
Trapper: Just try not to swallow your tongue.
Bernie Hayes: What?
Father Brennan: How do you control people who no longer believe? You create something to fear.
Tashi Donaldson: You want me to come tuck you in?
Proximus Caesar: What a wonderful day!
Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right?
Unnamed Soldier: OK. What kind of American are you? You don't know?
Furiosa: I'm Furiosa!
Beetlejuice: The juice is loose!
Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian marching powder?
Wade Wilson: They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade Wilson: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade Wilson: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade Wilson: Yes! But I can't!
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Zhen: Now, who wants to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?