Anxiety: Oh, my gosh! I'm Anxiety. Where can I put my stuff?
Regina George: Get in, loser.
Agnes: I can't say my name is Britney! That would be a lie!
Frida: Something horrible is about to happen.
Eden: How are we not talking about this all the time? We grow bodies inside of our bodies. What the fuck? This person just came out of my vagina. This is all the hot news anchors should be covering 24/7. People coming out of pussies. Every day for thousands and thousands of years. What the fuck?
Billy Crystal: Yep, we're fucked.
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Lance Vespertine: My Armstrong is a whiny little bitch.
Skye Riley: Fuck the tour!
Katie: They're Earth's new apex predators. And we're prey. So how do we take our place back?
Rafiki: This story begins far beyond the mountains and the shadows. On the other side of the light, a lion was born without a drop of nobility in his blood. A lion who change our lives forever. The earth will shake. Destiny awaits you.
Sam Waitman: You two, get Falcon to a secure location now.
President Edwards: I don't wanna go to a goddamn secure location.
Sam Waitman: Mr. President, I don't tell you how to run the country. Please don't tell me how to protect you.
Daffy Duck: Do you have any idea how hard it is for male ducks to lay eggs?
The Crooked Man: Your road ends in the dark, like mine.
Bernie Hayes: Kong can't stop this on his own.
Ilene Andrews: He won't be alone.
Joel: There has to be some mistake. We're American, right?
Unnamed Soldier: OK. What kind of American are you? You don't know?
Thurl Ravenscroft: Beware of entrance to a quarrel. But once in it... beware of me.
JJ: This here is Jackie. She needs a job. Says she'll do anything.
Lou Sr.: Yeah, you like guns?
Jackie: Not really.
Lou Sr.: What the fuck are you doing here, then?
Mina: Hand me my bird.