Vizier Maghreb: A Sultan leads and punishes as needed. Only a man can know these things.
Shahzadi: A real man doesn't need a genie to accomplish them!
Vizier Maghreb: Perhaps, but it helps.
Fred: You know how much money they made poisoning my water? $2.1 billion - and that's just one year
Aegis: Over 10 years?
Fred: At least
Aegis: Hmm... I'd say they owe you at least one year. (00:33:25)
Jodi Kreyman: When you're a tall girl, it's the only thing people see.
Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.
Brian McCaffrey: Maybe if you bit your tongue every once in a while, your career dissipation light wouldn't be flashing right now.
Ship Captain: Why the mermaid has hair could be perhaps indeed for the same reason why the walrus has a mustache. Why does a walrus have a mustache? I don't know the answer to this, but it does indeed. Sure as a jury in a witch trial, they do.
Ned Kelly: Know that I shall tell no lie, let me burn in hell should I speak false.
Title Card: In the early 1960s, U.S. - Soviet realtions are the worst in the history of the Cold War. After the Cuban Revolution, Soviet troops are only 100 miles from Florida.
Title Card: In October 1962, President Kennedy is informed of silos built in Cuba and increased Soviet military activity. It looks like preparations for war.
Title Card: A global war.
Title Card: A nuclear global war.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Rambo: I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
Amano Hina: That summer day... up in the sky, we've dramatically changed the shape of the world.
Kris Kardashian: Oh, and Bruce sends his love, he couldn't make it. He's hosting a fundraiser in West Hollywood with Heidi Kriger.
Faye Resnick: What a draaag.
Amy March: Laurie, you're being mean. Stop it.
Laurie: How am I being mean?
Amy March: Stop it! I have been second to Jo my whole life in everything, and I will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have her. I won't! I won't do it. I won't, not when I've spent my entire life loving you.
Abra Stone: You're magic. Like me.
Danny Torrance: You need to listen to me. The world's a hungry place. A dark place. I've only met two or three people like us. They died. When I was a kid, I bumped into these things. I don't know about magic. I, I always called it "the shining."
Josh Wisenewski. They call me "Wizz" 'cause I'm the smartest f-k in the business. Hey - What's the difference between a hooker and a debt collector?
Sal: I like this joke.
Josh: A hooker takes your money before she screws you. (00:21:15)
Henry David Cole: We're both done. It says so on cable news. So it must be true.
P.O.: Okay? So... look, have you not gotten an e-mail address yet?
Russell: No, I didn't. Well, I did. No, I did. I did, but the trouble is that if you want to get an e-mail, like, you have to have an e-mail, and if you don't have an e-mail, it - it doesn't...
P.O.: OK, Russell, then just figure it out, okay? Just figure it out. (00:09:44)
