John Shaft Jr.: You can't beat up a woman.
John Shaft II: Why not?
John Shaft Jr.: Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic.
John Shaft II: You're the one being misogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender! I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper.
Cliff Booth: Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton, don't you forget it.
Sammy: There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded animal.
Dora: There are a lot of things more dangerous than a wounded animal. A healthy animal, for starters.
Roy McBride: Can I have a blanket and pillow?
Flight Attendant: Certainly, that will be $125.
Mr. Breyer: Maybe there is something wrong with Brandon. He may look like us. He's not like us.
Mrs. Breyer: I will never turn against our son.
Mr. Breyer: He's not our son.
Jud Crandall: Sometimes, dead is better.
Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?
Queen: I want a guy to show me myself. I want him to love me so deeply that I'm not afraid to show how ugly I can be. I want him to show me scars I never knew I had. But I don't want him to make them go away, I want him to hold my hand while I nurse them myself. And I want him to cherish the bruises they leave behind.
Dani Ramos: How do we win?
Grace: We win... by keeping you alive.
James: Think it through. What your mother got a job for?
Otis (12): Just in case.
James: In case what?
Otis (12): I don't know.
James: In case you fail! In case it don't work out.
Otis (12): No.
James: Yes. She's filling your head full of fear, I pump you up full of strength. Cause we're a team and I know you got what it takes. You're a fucking star and I know it, that's why I'm here. I'm your cheerleader Honey Boy.
Adult Theo Decker: In Amsterdam, I dreamt I saw my mother again.
Dr. Stanton: Oh, yeah, sure. Let's bring him in for a beer.
Mark Russell: No. This time we join the fight.
Kris: You messed with the wrong sisters.
Airport Passport Official: Purpose for your visit?
Javed: I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
Airport Passport Official: I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States, than to see the home of the Boss.
Sensei: If a bear's forest catches on fire, the bear is still a bear. Even if a boat capsizes in rough seas and sinks to the bottom of the ocean with no survivors, it is still a boat.
Red Cargo: I have to do what's best for everyone.
Deni Maroon: Yeah, but... how do you know what's best for everyone?
Lionel Essrog: Tits on a Tuesday.