Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Dr. Stanton: Oh, yeah, sure. Let's bring him in for a beer.
Mark Russell: No. This time we join the fight.
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
Rafiki: It is time.
Dani Ramos: How do we win?
Grace: We win... by keeping you alive.
Margaret Foster: Just follow your heart, my darling. I have faith in you. And you should have faith in yourself.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.
Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Rambo: I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
Vizier Maghreb: A Sultan leads and punishes as needed. Only a man can know these things.
Shahzadi: A real man doesn't need a genie to accomplish them!
Vizier Maghreb: Perhaps, but it helps.
Mr. Link: You, sir, are a bad man.
Luke Hobbs: I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.
Forky: I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom!
Smith: You're special, Jean, and if you stop fighting that force inside you, f you embrace it, you will possess the very power of a God.
Young Merlin: Alexander Elliot! It was you who drew the sword.