Best comedy movie quotes of 2017

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The Hitman's Bodyguard picture

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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The Boss Baby picture

Boss Baby: I can't leave without you.
Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknob.

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Cars 3 picture

Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.

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War Machine picture

Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales picture

Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

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Coco picture

Clerk: I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

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A Dog's Purpose picture

Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie picture

Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul picture

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.

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The Death of Stalin picture

Georgy Malenkov: Nod as I'm speaking to you. People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.

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Baywatch picture

Summer Quinn: And not a single fuck was given.

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The Emoji Movie picture

Gene: Throw some sauce on that dance burrito.

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American Made picture

Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.

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Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle picture

Professor Shelly Oberon: Aren't you being judgmental about others, because you'd rather burn people than get burned yourself? I'm just saying, you're a babe, go with it.

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Fist Fight picture

Neil: MacBook Pro.
Campbell: I'm sorry, what?

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Going in Style picture

Joe: Jump in the basket.
Willie Davis: Who do you think I am? E.T?

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Ingrid Goes West picture

Ingrid Thorburn: Talk about something cool, like food or clothes or Joan Didion.

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Battle of the Sexes picture

Astrodome TV Director: Zoom in on five. Is that a priest?
Control Room Worker: Yeah. If Bobby wins, she takes the groom's surname, but if Billie Jean wins, the groom takes her name.

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Downsizing picture

Drunk Guy at Bar: Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy?

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Tommy: I insist. I want you to be my guest. Like Beauty and Beast. I will be Beauty of course. (00:21:30)

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