Best comedy movie quotes of 2017

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The Hitman's Bodyguard picture

Michael Bryce: This guy single-handedly ruined the word motherfucker.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales picture

Henry: I saw her ankles.
Captain Jack Sparrow: You would've seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut.

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Cars 3 picture

Natalie Certain: Storm's chances of winning are 95.2%.

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A Dog's Purpose picture

Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.

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The Boss Baby picture

Boss Baby: I can't leave without you.
Tim: Yeah, we DO make a pretty good team.
Boss Baby: No really... I can't reach the doorknob.

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War Machine picture

Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?

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Coco picture

Clerk: I am terribly allergic.
Miguel: But Dante doesn't have any hair.
Clerk: And I don't have a nose, and yet, here we are.

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Lady Bird picture

Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson: People go by the names their parents give them, but they don't believe in God.

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Baywatch picture

Summer Quinn: And not a single fuck was given.

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The Death of Stalin picture

Nikita Khrushchev: I will bury you in history.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie picture

Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul picture

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.

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How to Be a Latin Lover picture

Maximo: Lesson No. 1: eye contact is power.

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri picture

Mildred Hayes: Hey fuckhead!
Dixon: What?
Desk Sergeant: Don't say what, Dixon, when she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."

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Logan Lucky picture

Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.

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Girls Trip picture

Dina: You know, I got some bomb-ass kush if you wanna take a hit.
Lisa Cooper: Where did you hide it?
Dina: Where the sun don't shine.
Lisa Cooper: You know what, that can cause a lot of infections.
Dina: Girl, you can't get no infection in your booty hole! It's a booty hole.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle picture

Elton John: Now go save the world.
Harry Hart: If I save the world, will you get me two tickets to your next show?
Elton John: If you save the world, I'll get you a backstage pass, baby.

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The Emoji Movie picture

Gene: Throw some sauce on that dance burrito.

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American Made picture

Barry Seal: The problem isn't the room. It's weight.

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Paddington 2 picture

Mr. Curry: We don't want him here!
Henry Brown: Of course you don't. You never have! As soon as you set eyes on that bear you made up your mind about him. Well Paddington's not like that. He looks for the good in all of us and somehow, he finds it! It's why he makes friends wherever he goes. And it's why Windsor Gardens is a happier place whenever he's around. He wouldn't hesitate if any of us needed help! So stand aside, Mr. Curry. 'Cause we're coming through.

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