Best comedy movie quotes of 2017

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The Big Sick picture

Kumail: So... to fully know I love someone, I have to cheat on them?
Terry: Out loud, it sounds stupid. Eh, it's... yeah, that's terrible advice.

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Killing Gunther picture

[Helicopter taking off.]
Blake: [Yelling] No! He got to the chopper!

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Psych: The Movie picture

Ewan O'Hara: How do you guys feel about Oslo?
Shawn Spencer: He definitely shot Kennedy.
Ewan O'Hara: The city.
Shawn Spencer: They named a city after that son of a bitch?

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The Leisure Seeker picture

Ella Spencer: It's just something I really need to do with your father.

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The Man Who Invented Christmas picture

Mr. John Dickens: The mere sight of cows causes her actual, physical pain.

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Smurfs: The Lost Village picture

Brainy Smurf: We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations.
Clumsy Smurf: I just ate all my rations!
Hefty Smurf: What... Why would you do that?
Clumsy Smurf: I'm stress eating.

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Snatched picture

Linda Middleton: Why did I ever let you talk to me into this?
Emily Middleton: I should have just listened to you... I love you.
Linda Middleton: This is great, but we've really got to get out of here, you know.
Emily Middleton: Yeah, we need to get out of here, okay.

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