Jacky Bonnot: I can make it beef bourguignon?
Nurse: In two, three years.
Jacky Bonnot: Why is it taking so long?
Nurse: It's a baby.
Sarah Palin: Did you get the numbers?
Nicolle Wallace: The what?
Sarah Palin: My approval rating in Alaska.
Nicolle Wallace: They're not in yet.
Sarah Palin: I'm trying to trust you people, but you're making it really hard for me.
Jean: Are you telling me to go out and smell the roses?
Cissy Robson: Oh no. We're telling you the roses are long gone. But the chrysanthemums are magnificent.
Cheryl: I understand you're able to have an erection.
Mark O'Brien: Not by choice.
Joe Gargery: London, what a place... Course I wouldn't keep a pig in it myself.
Aubrey Miller: So this girl Jane, she doesn't like you back?
Dave Hodgman: She does... platonically. As a friend.
Aubrey Miller: Oh, I know what platonically means. I'm a junior, not a moron.
DC George Carter: He's either done all his beans and gone skint or an opportunity came his way and he simply just couldn't say no.
Johnny: Where'd you learn how to drink, uh, fancy single-malt Scotch out of the bottle? They teach you that at law school?
Mickey: No. My dad. Yet another brilliant gift he bestowed upon me.
Bryan Mills: If I kill you, your other sons will come and seek revenge?
Murad: They will...
Bryan Mills: And I will kill them too.
Emily: I can't just do whatever I want. There are rules.
Sean: Break the rules.
Lionel: Where's my record player?
Dennis Dupree: This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke.
Georges Duroy: I've been such a fool.
Aaron Wiseberger: I went to community college, and that was only because my grandma was sleeping with the dean.
Adam Carlson: I think Barrow might have one great story left in her.
Colonel A.J. Bullard: We have a right to fight for our country. The same as every other American.