Unteroffizier Josef Schwartz: Are we going home now?
Leutnant Horst Schopis: Yes, we're going home now.
Gunner Robert Smith: Food rule number one: If it's full of vitamins, it tastes like shit.
Gunner Robert Smith: You win the pissing conest, Strunk. Congratulations.
Captain Charles P. Davenport: Listen to me, you twisted cheese-eating gnome. While you've been sitting on your arse down here waiting for the sun to shine, we've been struggling to survive, in a remote cabin, with some Germans - and we did survive, most of us. And now, I have my lighter back, and that is the end of the matter.
Gunner Robert Smith: I'm a man of principles. Wanna hear one?
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: No.
Gunner Robert Smith: Do whatever makes you happy.
Feldwebel Wolfgang Strunk: What about responsibility?
Gunner Robert Smith: And what about the responsability of being happy?
Gunner Robert Smith: I said the soup was okay, you stupid sod.
