Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.
Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.
Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Doug Carlin: I'll speak slow, so those of you with Ph.D.'s in the room can understand.
Ashima A. ganguli: For 25 years I missed my life in India. And now, I will miss my life here. And all of you, who became my family.
Allison Jimeno: How am I supposed to tell Bianca that her father is dead?
Sam: So, were you the bitch or were you the butch?
Stephen: People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know.
Stephen: Lie and you will lose her.
Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.
Kristy: It's never too late to become what you might have been.
Nicholas: They are vertically intergrated, they're.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: You mean they walk around with constant erections?
Nicholas: No, they farm, process, produce, export.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: I know what it means.
Brooke Taylor: Grant Taylor, I just want you to know that you've made a team.
Grant Taylor: What team?
Brooke Taylor: The daddy team.
Louis XVI: Ooooh! Your feet are like icicles.