Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.
Dan: The sun goes up and then it comes down, but everytime that happens what do you get? You get a new day.
Edward Malus: Oh, my God... Oh, my God! OH, MY GOD.
Saigo: We can die here, or we can continue fighting. Which would better serve the emperor?
Blaine Rawlings: You, uh, slip there, killer?
Senator Bobby Frost: Did I just see two cars porking each other?
Tomas Verde: Behold.
Ludwig van Beethoven: An artist is someone who has learnt to trust in himself.
Tom Dobbs: ...You know, Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.
Abby Taylor: You really need to take this more seriously.
Jesse Stone: You really need to take this more seriously, Jesse.
Abby Taylor: You really need to take this more seriously, Jesse.
Jesse Stone: No I don't, Abby.
James: Our daughter is scarred for life. She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye, or a lesbian.
Brother Lorenzo: There will be no liberty for the enemies of liberty.
Bud Gerber: People on the street corners, they looked at this picture and they took hope. Don't ask me why, I think it's a crappy picture, myself. You can't even see your faces! But it said we can win this war, are winning this war, we just need you to dig a little deeper. They want to give us that money. No, they want to give it to you.
Terrence: Man, that's a white word if I ever heard one. It's a trick. Stop playing.
Jake Huard: Before you achieve you must believe.
Karan: Dad, please don't start this lecture.
Rajnath Singhania: SMS Generation! Say four lines, and they call it a lecture.