Best crime movie quotes of 2005

Audrey Billings: You said if I needed anything.
Frank Martin: I can't.
Audrey Billings: Why, because of who I am?
Frank Martin: Because of who I am.

Tobin Keller: You lose somebody, you lose somebody. I don't wanna lose two somebodies.

Elliot Wilhelm: When are you going to call me?
Chili Palmer: When your phone rings.

Jared: So how long you know this one for?
Bryce: I don't know, about 14 hours now. Picked her up last night at The Mercer Club.
Amanda: Nuh-uh. I picked you up last night. Don't start lyin' already.

Chief Jesse Stone: I'm just a small town cop, mostly I give out parking tickets.

Alexsie Kutchinov: We have a saying in my country - don't blame the baker, when the butcher bakes the bread.
John Tuliver: What the hell does that mean?
Alexsie Kutchinov: It means you're fucked.

Jim Davis: Freeze, bitch! I'm gonna take that big ass of yours home.

Captain Stanley: Australia. What fresh hell is this?

Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.

Kham: Where the hell is my elephant?

Radio Locust: It's 6am in the Bolivarian Republic of Marijuana. Let's listen some music while we call one of our herbal therapists.

Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.

Ian Ziering: Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late.
Brian Austin Green: Dude, it's fucking Mapquest. I told you, never again with that piece of shit.

Julian Noble: I'm as serious as an erection problem.

DJay: Skinny, man. Tell me this shit just fell out your pocket, right?

Laura Henderson: If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives, then we should not ask them to surrender joy - or the possibility of joy! And, if along the way, we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?

Pete Van Heuten: Yo-ho-ho, mofo.

Gloria Goodfellow: Petey? Petey? Walter?
Reverend Walter Goodfellow: Ah, Gloria. This is Bob and Ted from the waterboard, we're just discussing the.
Gloria Goodfellow: Walter, where's Petey?
Reverend Walter Goodfellow: Oh Lord! Mrs Calloway called about her crisis of faith. She was on the verge of losing it.
Gloria Goodfellow: I know the bloody feeling.

Tracy Stokes: I think I just swallowed Nemo.

Neha: What happened here?
Shashank Dheer: Point 38 bullet and a man.