Laura Henderson: I am bored with widowhood. I have to smile at everyone. I never had to smile at everyone before. In India, there were always people to look down upon.
Laura Henderson: Why, Mr. Van Damm, you are jewish.
Laura Henderson: If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives, then we should not ask them to surrender joy - or the possibility of joy! And, if along the way, we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?
Laura Henderson: Are you American?
Soldier: Yes ma'am.
Laura Henderson: Oh! Americans! Strange people, lovely manners.
Laura Henderson: Tommy, you're so literal. You're thinking bosoms, but I'm thinking breasts.
Lord Cromer: And what, my dear, is the difference?
Laura Henderson: Ah, the difference is in your soul.
Laura Henderson: We've had some good shows, but they're not daring enough. Let's get rid of the clothes.