Mrs. Henderson Presents

Laura Henderson: If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives, then we should not ask them to surrender joy - or the possibility of joy! And, if along the way, we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?

Laura Henderson: Are you American?
Soldier: Yes ma'am.
Laura Henderson: Oh! Americans! Strange people, lovely manners.

Laura Henderson: Tommy, you're so literal. You're thinking bosoms, but I'm thinking breasts.
Lord Cromer: And what, my dear, is the difference?
Laura Henderson: Ah, the difference is in your soul.

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