Special Agent Derrick Vann: You know how I can tell you're lyin'? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth.
Jim Davis: Freeze, bitch! I'm gonna take that big ass of yours home.
Reporter: You the Chief?
Chief Jesse Stone: I am.
Reporter: How can you aren't in uniform?
Chief Jesse Stone: Casual Tuesday.
Radio Locust: It's 6am in the Bolivarian Republic of Marijuana. Let's listen some music while we call one of our herbal therapists.