Randolph: First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece.
Kelly Gibbs: Have I told you lately how much I respect and admire you?
Zak Gibbs: Buy a car? Give money to Satan? Oh.
Justin: I enjoy taking indefensible positions and creating an argument for them.
Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You're real good at kicking them when they're down, aren't you?
Noah: I do all right when they're standing up, too.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You never stood up to anybody.
Noah: Yeah? Well at least I'm there for my women.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov: We will not fail.
Rachael's Mom: Sweet Jesus, it smelled like someone died in here.
Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.
Marcus: Who are you?
Mourad: Who am I? Until proof of the contrary, I can be your best friend.
Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Captain Picard: In his quest to be more like us, he helped show us what it means to be human.
Pinhead: All problems solved? Not so simple, I'm afraid.
Lewis Bartholomew: I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.
Regina Lambert: I'm very touched. You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo.
Lily: Isn't sugar better than vinegar?