Spider: If you're not expected then you're not invited - SO fuck OFF.
Henri Young: I got nothin'. I got nobody. I don't need a lawyer, I need a friend.
Roach: You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
Hallmark: Have you had any contact with the aggressors?
Darren McCord: I killed two. Is that contact?
Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)
Jack: God, we're pathetic, aren't we?
Angela: Excuse me?
Jack: Well, we're here. We're sitting on the most perfect beach in the world, and all we can think about is-.
Angela: "Where I can hook up my modem?"
Jack: Yeah, exactly.
Cage: While you're at it, why don't you call my agent?
Blade: Do I look like your secretary?
Louanne: You asked me once how I was gonna save your life. This is it. This moment.
Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.
Casey Ryback: You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.
Suzanne Stone Maretto: You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV. On TV is where we learn about who we really are. Because what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if nobody's watching? And if people are watching, it makes you a better person.
Doctor Sam Loomis: I knew what he was, but I never knew why.
Trina Gavin: People who commit these acts are in many ways, no different from you and me. But, they are no longer able to control their urges. They disassociate themselves from their own actions also experiencing an hysterical blindness. They're blind to the darkness within themselves.
Lieutenant Max Hoover: See, that's federal property. This isn't. This is L.A. This is my town. Out here you're a trespasser. Out here I can pick you up, burn your house, fuck your wife, and kill your dog. And the only thing that'll protect you is if I can't find you. And I already found you.
Dr. Sarah Taylor: You just don't give up, do you?
Cliff Raddison: I'm Sisyphus with a hard-on.
Callie: For the love of God.
Darkly Noon: Precisely.
Carl Panzram: Come on, you hoosier bastard. I could hang ten men in the time it's taking you to hang one.