Best TV quotes of 1992

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Batman: The Animated Series picture

Christmas With the Joker - S1-E38

Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaaaaaaaayyyyy.

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Absolutely Fabulous picture

Eddie: I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS!

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Night of the Sentinels: Part 1 - S1-E1

Morph: [imitating Senator Kelly] My fellow Americans, I am an idiot.

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Tony: Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?
Gary Strang: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.

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Highlander picture

Amanda: You won't let me change, you know that? You really expect me to steal.
Duncan MacLeod: I expect sharks to bite too. Don't take it personally.

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Martin picture

Martin: Damn it, Tommy! We don't need umbilical cords! This is TV.

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The Addams Family picture

Gomez Addams: Boy, these family wrestling matches sure are enjoyable. Right, Fester?
Uncle Fester: You said it, Gomez! And thanks to Lurch, I'll spend the next week coughing up vital organs.

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The Larry Sanders Show picture

Larry: Thank you very much. No flipping.

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Forever Knight picture

Tracy: Now that I've expressly told you I don't need your help... I need your help.

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Mad About You picture

Jamie: Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?
Paul: They wanted to take us to dinner.
Jamie: The Bastards.

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A Touch Of Frost picture

Frost: Yeah, well, I just wish Horn-rimmed Harry would be a little more choosy about his jargon. I mean anyone who spends all day with their pen stuck up their a-aah, there you are, sir.

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