Best TV quotes of 1992

Christmas With the Joker - S1-E38

Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaaaaaaaayyyyy.

Eddie: I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS!

Night of the Sentinels: Part 1 - S1-E1

Morph: [imitating Senator Kelly] My fellow Americans, I am an idiot.

Phaneron

Tracy: Now that I've expressly told you I don't need your help... I need your help.

Methos: You think it takes courage to do what we do? Face another immortal with a sword knowing only one of you will live. You try being her. You try living one year knowing that your time is running out. That no matter how much you train, no matter how many tricks you have, you still lose. That's the way it is for them. So little time for them to SEE anything or DO anything.

Stan Winters: Umm girl, you got fire and spice.
Sheneneh: Oh you said two keywords. You said I have fire and spice. So stay away fo' I burn yo' ass up.

Uncle Fester: We were just little scamps back then, and Lurch was well into puberty.

Darlene Chapinni: I'm going to Hank's restaurant to drop off his reading glasses.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.
Darlene Chapinni: The relationship with you and Hank is so cool.
Larry: I'll just drop you off round the corner.

Jamie: Do you want to tell me why I just lied to our closest friends?
Paul: They wanted to take us to dinner.
Jamie: The Bastards.

Frost: Yeah, well, I just wish Horn-rimmed Harry would be a little more choosy about his jargon. I mean anyone who spends all day with their pen stuck up their a-aah, there you are, sir.

George: Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.
Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.