Absolutely Fabulous (1992)

Sarah: Does your mother know you write plays and things?
Saffie: No, and I don't want her to either, so don't say anything.
Sarah: Oh, you don't need to worry. I don't speak to her anymore. Not since she gave me that chemical peel.
Saffie: Well, it wasn't so much chemical. And not so much peel. She set fire to your pig-tails.
Sarah: It's a good job I'm thick-skinned... Well, except for the shoulder.

Eddie: I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS!

Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
Patsy: A crisp, darling. A crisp.

Saffie: My life just flashed before my eyes.
Eddie: What was it like? A Bergman film without the jokes?

Eddie: All right, time for another little drinkie before we go?
Saffie: Where are you going?
Eddie: New York.
Saffie: I didn't think they let people with convictions in.
Eddie: Darling, it's not a conviction.
Patsy: Just a firm belief.

Eddie: I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs.

Eddie: Pats...
Patsy: Yes, Eddy?
Eddie: You have no morals, darling.

Patsy: It's fabulous darling.

Eddie: Is champas all right with you Pats?
Patsy: Lovely darling.
Eddie: Should we finish off the beluga or should we have some smoked salmon nibbly things?
Patsy: Oh whatever sweetie.
Eddie: All right, we'll finish off the beluga.

Bubble: Ooo... Bear with me, see, I am HOPELESS with names, faces and people.

Eddie: With any luck we'd get Roman Polanski interested in you.
Patsy: She was never young enough for him.