Gordon Bombay: Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.
Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
Gabriel Caine: Roy... what you did tonight... couldn't be done.
Honey Roy Palmer: Now you motivate me.
Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.
Dr. Bartram: Was it worth it? Breaking a tradition just to win a football game?
David Green: Your tradition or mine, sir?
Sidney Deane: Can anybody step in for this guy? Anybody? For Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?
Jack Eliot: We're not athletes, we're baseball players.