Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon.
Robin Hood: Then it begins.
Fievel: Have no fear. Filly the Kid is here.
Pappas: Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.
Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
Michelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello: Donatello.
Raphael: I'm Raphael.
Michalangelo: All the good ones end in "O".
J.P.: Go suck a bug.
Sylvia Hilliard: It's no time to be thinking about Lilli.
Richard: I told her I'd never hurt her.
Sylvia Hilliard: Don't feel sorry for her, Richard. She's had you all to herself. But she doesn't own you. You're not married.
Richard: We are married.
Sylvia Hilliard: But not really. A lot of made up words in the middle of the jungle doesn't count.
Richard: It does to me.
Sylvia Hilliard: Why don't you just... Follow your heart.
Richard: Lilli is my heart.
Darwin Mayflower: You New York Italian, father-made-twenty-bucks-a-week son of a bitch.
TV Play-by-Play Announcer: Welcome everyone to the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Green Bay Packers are about to take on the division-leading Detroit Lions.
Jack Conroy: Is there any good reason why we can't just bury him here? I don't think he'll know the difference.
Alex Larson: I gave him my word.
Daniel: They have an afterworld of their own.
Father Laforgue: They have no concept of one.
Daniel: Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
Father Laforgue: Is that what she told you? It is childish, Daniel.
Daniel: Is it harder to believe in than Paradise where we all sit on clouds and look at God?
Princess: I must go with the bear.
King of the winterland: Damn that bear.
Wong Fei Hung: Why so many swords and daggers on the table?