Pappas: Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.
Johnny Utah: Wars of religion always make me laugh, because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.
Australian cop: We'll get him when he comes back in!
Johnny Utah: He's not coming back.
Bodhi: Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?
Bodhi: If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.