[All ammunition has been confiscated.]
Marine: What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?.
Seymour: It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him.
Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.
Detective Cameron: Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves.
Chaz: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.
Norman Bates: Conservative clothes never go out of style.
L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
Tommy: I went to go cremate Jason but I fucked up.
Deputy Rick: You got that right.
Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg, you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook next time you take a dump.
Camp Loman: I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.
Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life.
Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.
Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: All this talking about eating is making me hungry.
Kreon: My victims, walk in the land of the dead. They are all my children, and I am their ultimate lord.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Taylor: Children have fought wars, have built nations. They are strong and have courage, don't treat them any less than that because they're young.