Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg, you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook next time you take a dump.
Camp Loman: I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.
Coach: Sodas, I'm buyin'.
Hendershot: I don't give a ladybug.
Bill Robinson: Jesus is coming and he is pissed.
Joe: What do you think happened here?
Hendershot: Fucked if I know, Bubba. Fucked if I know.
Bill Robinson: What the hell are you doing in there?
Brett: Changing. That salesman had his hands all over me, and he's dead now and I don't like the smell of him on me. I don't like it.
Bill Robinson: Jesus.
Brett: Eat my shorts.
Brett: I ain't never seen a hero with his ass in the air like that.
Bill Robinson: Mother's helper?
Brett: A girl hitching her way down to Florida needs some protection.
Bill Robinson: Yeah? That's what you're doing?
Brett: Yeah. That I was doing before every machine went into maximum overdrive.
Brett: Maybe tomorrow it will be our world again.
Bill Robinson: I don't know. Was it ever?
Answer: The Pinball Machine overloaded at speed.