Coach: Sodas, I'm buyin'.
Brett: I ain't never seen a hero with his ass in the air like that.
Hendershot: I don't give a ladybug.
Bill Robinson: Jesus is coming and he is pissed.
Joe: What do you think happened here?
Hendershot: Fucked if I know, Bubba. Fucked if I know.
Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg, you're going to be wiping your ass with a hook next time you take a dump.
Camp Loman: I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.
Brett: Eat my shorts.