John Merrick: No! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I. Am... A man!
Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.
Captain Yelland: If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.
Lasky: And after that?
Captain Yelland: After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces.
Lasky: Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
Peter Handcock: Well, they say a slice off a cut loaf is never missed.
John McVicar: Make sure you're not involved, woncha? Cos I'll put a tool right in your belly.
Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money.
Pool Attendant: They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.
Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.
Alex: I know they did it, they killed her, they, killed her... Robin, Robin.
Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
Sean Boyd: Hey, listen! You've picked the wrong kid.
Lou: I'm a lover.
Grace Pinza: Numbnuts.
Ted Webb: I ain't ever gonna see you again.
Loretta Lynn: Yes you will, daddy.
Ted Webb: Maybe, but I ain't never gonna see my little girl again.
Shingen Takeda: Even with this resemblance, Nobukado, he is so wicked as to be sentenced to crucifixion. How could this scoundrel be my double?
Kagemusha: I only stole a few coins. A petty thief. But you've killed hundreds and robbed whole domains. Who is wicked, you or I?
Griff: Hey did you ever figure out what those palm trees are doing way over here in Belgium?
Zab: Yeah, that monk had a yen for 'em.
Michelle Stratton: How many languages do you speak?
Julian Kaye: Five or six.
Michelle Stratton: Plus the, uh, international language?
Julian Kaye: That's right.
Henry Brubaker: What happened? What happened to your eye?
Abraham Cook: Oh, got hit.
Henry Brubaker: With what?
Abraham Cook: With a baseball bat, a trace chain, and a rope with knots in it.