Richard Collier: Please, don't leave. You have no idea how far I've come to be with you.
John Merrick: No! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I. Am... A man!
Jake La Motta: Who's an animal? Your mother's an animal, ya son of a bitch.
Peter Handcock: Well, they say a slice off a cut loaf is never missed.
Captain Yelland: If the United States falls under attack our job is to defend her in the past, present and future.
Lasky: And after that?
Captain Yelland: After that, we take our orders from the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces.
Lasky: Franklin Delano Roosevelt?
John McVicar: Make sure you're not involved, woncha? Cos I'll put a tool right in your belly.
Clifford Peache: What does your dad do?
Ricky Linderman: He watches T.V.
Alex: I know they did it, they killed her, they, killed her... Robin, Robin.
Harold: The Mafia? I've shit 'em.
Eli Cross: It's not what he's eating, but what's eating him that makes it... sort of interesting.
Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money.
Lou: I'm a lover.
Grace Pinza: Numbnuts.
Griff: Hey did you ever figure out what those palm trees are doing way over here in Belgium?
Zab: Yeah, that monk had a yen for 'em.
Young Emmeline: Mr. Button, there's a cask over hear with stuff in it that smells like the Captain's breath.
Ted Webb: I ain't ever gonna see you again.
Loretta Lynn: Yes you will, daddy.
Ted Webb: Maybe, but I ain't never gonna see my little girl again.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I should have gotten a handle on it somehow.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: You know I used to think you had a handle for everything. I really admire you for that sometimes.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: Well, don't admire people too much. They'll disappoint you sometimes.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I'm not disappointed. I love you.
Calvin "Cal" Jarrett: I love you too.
Henry Brubaker: What happened? What happened to your eye?
Abraham Cook: Oh, got hit.
Henry Brubaker: With what?
Abraham Cook: With a baseball bat, a trace chain, and a rope with knots in it.
Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute.
Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... Well, you know, it's so round and... cute.