Best comedy movie quotes of 1966

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Alfie: I don't want no bird's respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Narrator: "Pooh-pooh to the Whos" he was grinchily humming.
The Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry "booo-hooo."

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Simon Dermott: There's the bathroom. Take off your clothes.
Nicole Bonnet: Are we planning the same sort of crime?
Simon Dermott: You're quite safe. It's dress rehearsal time. That's why we bought all this lovely junk.

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Dr. Watt: Frying tonight.

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Aldo Vanucci: Aagghh! If only I could steal enough to become an honest man.

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Halcyon Maxwell: You don't seem to realise the cosmic importance of this.

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Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.

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Sally Brown: If you try to hold my hand, I'll slug you.

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Mr. Cramden: Flint, the world's in trouble.
Derek Flint: Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help.

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Batman: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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Coco Duquette: I hate you for what you're doing to him.
Julian Wall: Your way didn't work.
Coco Duquette: You stick to your television programs. And I'll stick to mine.

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Duc De Pommfrit: Come here, you little vixen.
Desiree Dubarry: Oh, get off! Stop it.

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Eddie Munster: I hope those guys didn't bring any more to-mah-tos.

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Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her.

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Mother Superior: As for the social graces, I'm convinced that your school encourages barbarism and concerns itself only with free thinking, free wheeling and finger-painting.
Mr. Petrie: The finest educational minds in the country happen to be on our side.
Mother Superior: God is on ours.

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Aiko Kurawa: It's not a big MaGilla, unless it is a big MaGilla.

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