Best comedy movie quotes of 1966

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The Ghost and Mr. Chicken picture

Luther Heggs: Calm? Do "murder" and "calm" go together? Calm and murder? Murder?

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Alfie picture

Alfie: I've told you before to be careful where you put your legs.

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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown picture

Linus: Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

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How the Grinch Stole Christmas! picture

Narrator: "Pooh-pooh to the Whos" he was grinchily humming.
The Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two. Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry "booo-hooo."

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Nicole Bonnet: I can't drive a stolen car.
Simon Dermott: Same principle, four gears forward, one reverse.

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Det Sgt. Bung: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts.
Dr. Watt: Oh? Whereabouts?
Det Sgt. Bung: Hereabouts.
Albert: At ten o'clock.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or thereabouts.
Constable Slobotham: In this vicinity.
Det Sgt. Bung: Or roundabouts.
Constable Slobotham: We're police officers.
Albert: Or layabouts.

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Duc De Pommfrit: Come here, you little vixen.
Desiree Dubarry: Oh, get off! Stop it.

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Lady Effigie Munster: Really children. Last night couldn't have been more badly bungled if I had given it to Parliament to do.

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Aiko Kurawa: Don't make a big MaGilla out of it. Unless it is a big MaGilla.

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Aldo Vanucci: Aagghh! If only I could steal enough to become an honest man.

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Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number! picture

Lily: The whole thing sounds underhanded, disgraceful and messy, and you can count on me.

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Batman: Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

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Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her.

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