Professor Fate: Leslie escaped?
General: With a small friar.
Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
Cat: You won't make me cry. You'll never make me cry.
Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know.
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?
Colonel Manfred von Holstein: There is nothing a German officer cannot do.
Elsa: I'm hungry too. What's for breakfast?
Fred: Sheriff, on toast.
Michael James: I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes.
Zeke Kelso: You mean you want me to tail the cat as if he's a person?
Supervisor, Mr. Newton: Unless it would be easier to tail him as a cat.
Native Girl: You Navy boys have funny ideas. OK for boy, but, not OK for girl.
Wilbur Glenworthy: There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.
Lucy Van Pelt: Pig-Pen, you're the innkeeper.
Pig-Pen: In spite of my outward appearance, I shall try to run a neat inn.
Stan: Susan's got a lot of the right things to put in the right places, and she's all mine.
Murray: You might call Nick a bastard... or a little bastard, depending on how whimsical you feel at the time.
Narrator: Why control the births when we can increase the deaths?
Col. Thaddeus Gearhart: If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska.